How To Lose a Goblin in Ten Days, by Jessie Sylva

30 Jan 2026

The Book

How To Lose a Goblin in Ten Days
Pages: 352
Age Group: Adult
Published on 20 Jan 2026
Publisher: Orbit Books
Genres:
CozyRomantasy

Synopsis:

How to Lose a Goblin in Ten Days is a comfort read fantasy romance between a halfling and a goblin: imagine a classic opposites-attract romcom taking place in those cosy scenes in the hobbits' Shire from The Lord of the Rings. Expect magical forests, interfering wizards, lots of home cooking, and maybe even a kiss at the Harvest dance...

When a halfling, Pansy, and a goblin, Ren, each think they've inherited the same cottage, they make a bargain: they'll live in the house together and whoever is driven out first forfeits their ownership. Amidst forced proximity and cultural misunderstandings, the two begin to fall in love.

But when the cottage - and their communities - are threatened by a common enemy, the duo must learn to trust each other, and convince goblins and halflings to band together to oust the tall intruder.

Perfect for fans of cosy fantasy novels including Legends and LattesThe House in the Cerulean Sea and The Lord of the Rings.

My Review

Hot To Lose a Goblin in Ten Days is a cozy and fun romantasy written by Jessie Sylva, published by Orbit Books. A charming romantic comedy that reads as a love letter to the Middle Earth/The Hobbit, with a structure that nails the classical grumpy/sunshine archetype, creating a slow and cozy slowburn romance whose characters will steal your heart.

Pansy, a halfling from Haverow village, has always felt like an outsider, not fitting with the classic values expected of her, so when she receives her grandmother's woodsy cottage as inheritance, she immediately moves to live there. But there's a problem when she arrives: the cottage is already occupied, nonetheless by a goblin.
Ren has been appointed Caretaker of the abandoned cottage by their goblin clan, using it as a place to grow the food and supplies needed by the clan, especially with the problems they are experiencing.
Both residents consider themselves as the legitimate owner of the cottage, so they struck a deal: they'll live together until one of them gives up and moves. With both having their own reasons to stay, they will start a competition to drive the other crazy in order to stay in the cottage, but what they won't expect is to slowly start falling for the other.

Both main characters are absolutely lovely. Pansy is a good-hearted halfling, just trying to start a new life; even if she tries being petty to Ren to win the bet, we soon see how she is open-minded to start trying the new solutions offered by Ren. At the end, she's just trying to find a place where she fits, and once the unfair prejudices against goblins are put apart, we can see her accepting and starting to look Ren with other eyes.
Ren also has a fair share of prejudice against halflings, but there's nothing better to collapse those than living with Pansy; miscommunication with Pansy is a constant, but once opportunities are given, we can see how they are not so different. 
A couple that has to work through centuries of misconceptions and preconceived ideas, but a romance that is well executed by the author, especially if we take into account how Sylva weaves into it ideas of tolerance and giving a chance to those different to us.

The novel is well-paced, quickly establishing the stakes to eventually make the story grow into something a bit different; it's cozy and full of fun moments, even if at some points, it might feel both characters are a bit childish.

How To Lose a Goblin in Ten Days is a charming and cozy Romantasy, perfect if you are looking for a warm hug in the form of a book; want a fun rom-com? Totally a recommendation!

The Author/s

Jessie Sylva

Jessie Sylva

Jessie is a recovering lawyer living in Toronto with her wife and two cats. She writes SFF with an emphasis on queer joy, telling stories full of magic, adventure, and, of course, kissing. When she's not writing, Jessie can be found tinkering with custom mechanical keyboards and raiding online in Final Fantasy XIV.