Sister Svangerd and the Not Quite Dead (The Loyal Opposition #1), by K.J. Parker
14 Feb 2026The Book

Synopsis:
Not even the Church of the Invincible Sun is invincible – and somebody has to do its dirty work. Enter Sister Svangerd and her accompanying priest, both first-rate practitioners. Their mission is simple: to make a meddlesome princess disappear (permanently).
To get to her, they must attend the legendary Ecumenical Council, the once-in-a-century convening of the greatest spiritual minds the world has to offer. But when they arrive, they find instead a den of villainy that would make the most hardened criminal blush.
To complicate matters further, it appears that some people who were definitely grim reapered might be not quite dead after all. What began as a little assassination is about to escalate into a theological debate with terrifying consequences for everyone.
My Review
Sister Svangerd and the Not Quite Dead is the first book in the newest fantasy trilogy written by K.J. Parker, The Loyal Opposition, published by Orbit Books. A story told with the classical cynicism that characterizes Parker's narrator characters, resulting in a fun novel that is not only great at examining almost any concept related to religion, power and history while demolishing them with an astonishing logic, but also managing to keep the reader engaged at all times.
Brother Desiderius and Sister Svangerd are both first-rate practitioners, doing the dirty work needed by the Church of the Invincible Sun. Their new mission: making a princess permanently disappear, taking the opportunity given the legendary Ecumenical Council; but the things become much more complicated once they discover how the Council is more akin to a nest of vipers than a reunion of pious men. A mission that escalates from a simple assassination to a theological debate that might threaten to create a schism, complicated by a small business with corpses that refuse to stay dead.
Brother Desiderius is kinda the classical lead that you could expect from a Parker book: really smart, tired and aware that how history is made is really different to how it is told. His sarcastic voice is the perfect one to tell this story, especially after the mission escalates into something bigger. Sister Svangerd is a bit the counterpart: proficient at wielding weapons, a hard believer in the Church's doctrine, but with a very practical way to see the world. Their friendship works pretty well, taking into account how they are basically the opposite.
The Ecumenical Council is the perfect setting for this kind of story: while in appearance is the reunion of the most pious and brilliant minds of the Church, a place for intellectualism, in reality hides a fight for power, for the destiny of the Church. It also serves as the perfect excuse for Brother Desiderius' examinations in religion and history, an atheist going over concepts to refute them with a dose of logic and cynicism, creating a dark philosophical tale in the process.
The pacing is quite on the spot, including certain action scenes that help to elevate the tension after some passages that are more dense.
Sister Svanger and the Not Quite Dead is a great way to kick-off the Loyal Opposition series, a perfect choice if you like your fantasy dark and sarcastic, but still want to have a ton of fun in the process.
The Author/s

K.J. Parker
K.J. Parker is a pseudonym for Tom Holt.
According to the biographical notes in some of Parker's books, Parker has previously worked in law, journalism, and numismatics, and now writes and makes things out of wood and metal. It is also claimed that Parker is married to a solicitor and now lives in southern England. According to an autobiographical note, Parker was raised in rural Vermont, a lifestyle which influenced Parker's work.
